Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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