It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
nutella sex= disaster
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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