I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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