I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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