i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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