i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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