In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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