Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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