Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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