You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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