so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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