im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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