Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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