I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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