Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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