Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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