dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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