# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
