yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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