I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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