You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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