The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There r osticjed everywhere
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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