and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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