Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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