I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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