yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
love makes seman taste better
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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