he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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