Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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