Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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