Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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