Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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