i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
