Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
