Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
