listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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