sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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