walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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