Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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