sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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