I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
