I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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