That's intense
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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