just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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