i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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