STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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