Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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