I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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