One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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