Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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