I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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