i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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