At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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