Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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