so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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